Random notes and rants from the restaurant…

Please never wear perfume or cologne to a restaurant. If you are reading this and questioning wether or not this means you, it does.

This great fagalicious, blinged out whiney, Jewish guy came in, a dear, dear pain in the ass, and told me these jokes:

What is the difference between a toilet seat and a waitress?

A toilet only seats one asshole.

What is the difference between a canoe and a Jew?

Only the canoe tips.

Thankfully after being the the dear, dear pain in the ass that he was and semi VIP, he tipped generously, which is less than I can say for the assholes wearing too much cologne. 

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